“Voting is such tiring business.

I dragged my hoomon all the way to the Polling station, but I was very unhappy with the voting forms. No ‘Canine Equality Party’, no ‘Canines Are Safer Than Alcohol’ party, no ‘Canineservatives’, ‘Doggie National Party’, ‘London Liberal Doggiecrats’, ‘Puppy First’, ‘United Canine Independence Party (UCIP)’, ‘Lab(rad)our’, ‘Indogpendent’, or ‘Doggie-green Party’.

I fought and barked for a chance to vote, but no parties to represent me. So disappointed – so I’m having a snooze (which will probably produce the same result as voting anyway).”

— Summer.