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“Voting is such tiring business. I dragged my hoomon all the way to the Polling station, but I was very unhappy with the voting forms. No ‘Canine Equality Party’, no ‘Canines Are Safer Than Alcohol’ party, no ‘Canineservatives’, ‘Doggie National Party’, ‘London Liberal Doggiecrats’, ‘Puppy First’, ‘United Canine Independence Party […]

The World According to Summer


“I got two walkies today – yayyyy! Got a bit hot on my first walkies but, fortunately, I made sure my hoomon was carrying the water bottle. I’m forward-thinking like that. Second walkies was a shorter one, but we were able to check my pace ready for being Saturday’s tail-runner. […]

The World According to Summer





“How stoopid are some hoomons? I tell my hoomon that us doggies are better runners than hoomons because we have tails, which help us steer and maintain balance. Or, more simply, we’re better runners because of our tails. We’re ‘tail runners’. So what does the stoopid hoomon do? He volunteers […]

The World According to Summer