“The weather must be getting better. I even got the hoomon sitting outside in the sun while I hunted around the bottom of the garden today. He said something like ‘summer’s on the way’, but I think he meant me…” — Summer.
Summer
“Well, I did try to keep it covered up with my long fur, but sneaky-hoomon with the camera kept taking photos until you could see my new collar from Uncle Stephen and Auntie Susie c/o Tallulah Couture. I hope you can see the funky red pattern on my collar. If […]
The World According to Summer
“I was very good on my walkies today. At the end of the walk, my lead came away from my collar, but I didn’t notice. I thought we were just running fast back home. So I bombed off down the road at my fastest speed, thinking maybe the hoomon had […]
The World According to Summer
“It’s a dog’s life…” — Summer.
The World According to Summer
“If I look wet, it’s because I’ve been playing with freezing water and ice. Odd stuff this ‘ice’. I wonder why you hoomons put it on top of your outdoor water bowls at this time of the year…” — Summer.
The World According to Summer
“They say it’s a dog’s life. But while my hoomon is out in the cold running around a freezing park in his shorts, I’ve sneaked in front of the halogen. Yep, it’s a dog’s life alright — for the hoomons…”. — Summer
The World According to Summer
“I’m testing out my new ‘ den’…”. — Summer
The World According to Summer
“Help! Someone’s bought me three brand new squeaky tennis balls, and I can’t grab them all at once!” — Summer.
The World According to Summer
“Very nice weather for walkies earlier today. Thought I’d stop for a bit of sunbathing, but the hoomon insisted that ‘walkies’ was for, well, walkies. Hoomons are silly, aren’t they?” — Summer.
The World According to Summer
“I’ve walked a hundred miles to the Vet, had something awful puffed up my nose, and itchy stuff put on my neck. What do you want from me? Happy-go-bl**din’-lucky, or something?” –Summer
I would walk a hundred miles…
“Someone made me go walkies in the pouring rain. I don’t mind that, but if you want me to do all the ‘Sit’, ‘Stay’, ‘Come’, ‘Up’, ‘Down’, ‘Fetch’, ‘Bring It Back’, ‘Leave It’, and gawd knows how many other words you have in your vocabulary, then you can at least […]
Rain
“Playtime – check! Walkies – check! Training – check! Supper – check! Toilet – check! Right, time for another kip…” — Summer, author of the Best-selling book “It’s A Dog’s Life (at least, that’s what we tell our hoomons so that we have a cushy time of it).”.
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