“You’re not going to miss me tail-running at Bexley parkrun this week. I’m promoting Bexley A.C. – that’s Bexley Athletic Canines!” — Summer
Summer
“Yeah, I know my hi-viz is a bit big for me, but at least you can read the hoomon words showing my support for Bexley A.C. – that’s Bexley Athletic Canines. I’m tail-running at Bexley parkrun, and if you go slower than me I’ll lick your ankles! You have been […]
The World According to Summer
“Voting is such tiring business. I dragged my hoomon all the way to the Polling station, but I was very unhappy with the voting forms. No ‘Canine Equality Party’, no ‘Canines Are Safer Than Alcohol’ party, no ‘Canineservatives’, ‘Doggie National Party’, ‘London Liberal Doggiecrats’, ‘Puppy First’, ‘United Canine Independence Party […]
The World According to Summer
“I got two walkies today – yayyyy! Got a bit hot on my first walkies but, fortunately, I made sure my hoomon was carrying the water bottle. I’m forward-thinking like that. Second walkies was a shorter one, but we were able to check my pace ready for being Saturday’s tail-runner. […]
The World According to Summer
“Nooooo! Don’t move! I know you’ve got work to do, but I’m comfy. The world will come to an end if I don’t have a snooze right here, and right now!” — Summer.
The World According to Summer
“I went for my walkies early today, met three people from my social calendar, and so now I’m having an extra snooze. You okay with that?” — Summer.
The World According to Summer
“How stoopid are some hoomons? I tell my hoomon that us doggies are better runners than hoomons because we have tails, which help us steer and maintain balance. Or, more simply, we’re better runners because of our tails. We’re ‘tail runners’. So what does the stoopid hoomon do? He volunteers […]
The World According to Summer
“I’ve made my bed, now I’m off for a kip. Good night…” — Summer.
The World According to Summer
“Multi-tasking… …it’s when you can tug on a ball and fall asleep at the same time.” — Summer.
The World According to Summer
“Shhhh! I’m hiding. If I stay hidden away in here, maybe they’ll go to the vet without me… Don’t tell them where I am!” — Summer.
The World According to Summer
“No one use the sofa — it’s doggie property!” — Summer.
The World According to Summer
“I knew these hoomons were good for something other than just playtime, walkies, food, treats, and picking up things I leave behind. They make good mattresses and pillows, too. Don’t know why my hoomon wants to lose more weight – he just wants to deny me my cushion. No one […]
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