“How stoopid are some hoomons?

I tell my hoomon that us doggies are better runners than hoomons because we have tails, which help us steer and maintain balance. Or, more simply, we’re better runners because of our tails. We’re ‘tail runners’.

So what does the stoopid hoomon do? He volunteers me to be ‘tail-runner’ at parkrun in a couple of weeks. That’s not the kind of ‘tail-runner’ I was talking about! Grrrr!”

— Summer.