“The hoomon wanted to test out his new camera phone this morning, but I found this funny yellow grass stuff that you hoomons have lined the road with. I want to know if you went out with some yellow liquid and painted the grass or not.

I think someone’s been here and ruined all of your hard work, because lots of the yellow grass stuff had been flattened. I don’t think a doggie did that because he’d have to be the size of Dogzilla and I wouldn’t want to run into him in a dark alley!”

— Summer.